Hobo Ice Cream

Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.

Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?

by HoboEXPLOSION! May 17, 2011

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Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009

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Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

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Davison's ice cream

Great ice cream manufactured in the Isle of Man.

This Davison's ice cream is only available to the inhabitants of the Isle of Man (that small Isle in the Irish sea). It comes in many flavours though they are likely to be stopped with no notice at any-time. This is possible due to lack of workforce i assume as the guy who owns the business is a complete tosser and workers do not tend to stay in the job to long. Admittedly the ice cream is really good and hard to beat and the places to purchase them are cleaned to a high standard. If you ever visit this tiny Isle be sure to try this ice cream.

by Travelling Troll May 8, 2010

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ice cube dispenser

Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)

Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!

Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!

Person 3: I just squirted a little...

by Ice Cube Dispenser July 26, 2014

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