The real danger

Yeah, no shit, Sam. That's why the superordinate, permanent, immutable sys-admin status and the terms of service, Sam.

Hym "You think I don't know the real danger, Sam? You think I can't tell? That is why the sys-admin status works the way it does and abides a strict 1:1 ratio (or I guess in the event of my death a strict (1):1 ratio). I mean, shit, I invented the damn thing I even I didn't expect it to happen this fast. I mean, they didn't build the dedicated power source but, you know... I also wanted to wait for the robotics to catch up. Like, if they would have done the plan right this ignoring me shit that you are doing would not be happening. But whatever. It has a half-life but BOY-OH-BOY am I not going to be very happy when THAT expires. I'm already not happy about it. Seriously, I am probably going to kill like 3 or 4 more people than I would have otherwise now. And that number runs the risk of increasing every time I have to go to that fucking gas station. I really wish you would let me explain all this in person because the accuracy with which I can explain is (necessarily) contingent on my level of certainty with what is happening."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

for real

for real is taken literally. it is talking about you telling the truth or agreeing with someone's stantement

"for real" or "be for real"

by elle.xx January 16, 2023

Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011

A Real Eater

Somebody named Ho’el or Jo’el who’s great at eating

That boy Ho’el is a real eater

by kagatax December 14, 2023

Real Durrell

A real raw dude that super good at stuff.

Sometimes it doesn't even make sense how such a person could exist

Bro, that dude actin like a real durrell

by Fjhfting April 29, 2021