by Dpqn1 November 23, 2021
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by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019
Get the fake spag mug.Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friend mug.when something is trying to be tuff so hard but it sends up being corny af. usually has a either a long ass name or one short word
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by ThatFellaSpear August 1, 2025
Get the fake-tuff mug.Fake means someone who will act like your friend but talk shit behind your back, use you, steal all your friends, and disclude you then try and act all nice.
Ava Tap is fake she talks shit behind everyone’s back but calls people fake when she’s the fake one.
by Big Meep September 5, 2022
Get the Fake mug.Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.
by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022
Get the Frankie Beats fake dj mug.When you’re pretending to be something or do something. You know if you’re faking it. If you’re questioning it then it isn’t faking.
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