guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy
guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
Get the fake friend mug.On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
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Get the Fake Splooge mug.The term E-Fake is a name used for people who are try hard E-Boys. They are known for being glued to their phones on Tiktok to look for all the latest trends and styles and then trying to copy them for the aesthetic they want. They also are known for wanting to be or trying to be a try hard fuck boy. This is seen in the fact that they’ll go for anyone 13-15 because they know they have no chance with anyone they’re age as every girl hates him.
Friend 1: hey, do you want to hang out with Liam?
Friend 2: nah man, he an E-Fake and he tried to get in with his best mates 13 year old sister
Friend 1: ew, what a nonce
Friend 2: nah man, he an E-Fake and he tried to get in with his best mates 13 year old sister
Friend 1: ew, what a nonce
by The World Australia November 29, 2019
Get the E-Fake mug.Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
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Get the that’s fake mug.A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
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