Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.
by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020
Get the Emily Meyermug. emily wu is the most beautiful bustiest bummy babe you'll ever come across in your life. On god you have to cuff yourself an emily wu she will enhance your life AND vision by 20%. She has a concerning love for wasian men to the point she will reject any man of different ethnicity. There's a chance she may go for a white man in hopes of breeding a wasian child.
Chelsea: Ew who is that girl?
Aerika: Thats emily wu!
Chelsea: My god that is a busty babe!
Wasian and/or white man: SHEEEEESSHHHHH
Aerika: Thats emily wu!
Chelsea: My god that is a busty babe!
Wasian and/or white man: SHEEEEESSHHHHH
by Vinniehacker06 November 22, 2021
Get the emily wumug. She is a beautiful person with a kind heart. She loves to play games with her boyfriend. With brown hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Emily is the best girlfriend ever
by Himmler November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug. Emily is extremely loud and always makes herself known in the room. Other people may not always find her funny but she doesn't let that stop her from expressing her opinion. Emily discriminates against others and tries to fit in with the rest of the girls. Some may even call her a pick me.
Emily told me the gossip
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
Get the Emilymug. Emilie is a sexy piece of ass. You know you want that shit (;
A funny sexy amazing person.
Fuck yea you know it
If you got an Emilie in your life man never let her go.
A funny sexy amazing person.
Fuck yea you know it
If you got an Emilie in your life man never let her go.
by hahahahhahahahahfunny January 3, 2021
Get the Emiliemug. An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily is an often misunderstood bewildering anomoly that speaks and acts holistically without contrition or malice.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
"Whoa! Did you just sign and wedge a peace treaty in my insula to stop the conflict of self-criticism?!"
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
by kutchandmurph March 4, 2024
Get the Emilymug.