Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.

After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.

by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017

show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.

That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.

by Dilly Bar October 9, 2019

Shrek donkey

Hype of him is unreal ....!

He is all india Shrek donkey president

King Shrek donkey

by Donkey president March 29, 2021

donkey in donkey

When male that's got a big cock has a sex with female that's got a big ass.

- Yo, that man got fucked his girl yesterday.
- Haha, donkey in donkey.

- That dude has been fucking J. Lo'.
- So she got donkey in donkey.

by didc June 28, 2012

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.

Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”

by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024