Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

Doink

The prettiest girl in the world

Sarah is a doink

by Sarahdoyleishot September 25, 2019

Doing A Raz

Delaying progress in the game at all costs, even trying sequence-break into extra optional content to avoid mainline progress.

Someone: oh god this guy has been razzing at this collectible for an hour now! just go unlock the double jump and come back you numpty!

Some Asshole: We've been trying to collect this collectible for an hour already, can we just progress with the story already? Should stop doing a raz and go do some missions.

by Cemorolen September 28, 2019

Doin a miles

When you smack a bitches booty while she is singing fat hoes

Last night I was doin a miles

by Big bitches only October 7, 2019