Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.

He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.

by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018

carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby

Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!

by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

Queer Cum

When your cum appears to be yellow in color.

I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.

Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.

by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

A Dominic Cummings

When you decide the only way to get yourself out of shit is to throw all your mates under a bus at once

My parents caught me smoking dope the other day so I did full a Dominic Cummings and told 'em it was my mates fault and I was just a passenger in their narcotic hobbies

by LingardsNan32 May 26, 2021

cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.

Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!

by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017