that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Snatchin' Everybody's Cookies

To steal other people's Crack Cocaine.

"I'm snatchin' everybody's cookies."

by alyssa p April 11, 2007

easy bake sugar cookie

When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner

Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 01, 2009

Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 14, 2013

Double pepperoni and 3 cookies

A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.

"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"

"Yeah, what a wanker"

"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"

by MLM00 October 21, 2008

Cookie 'N' Cream'd Out

When you start to get tired of cookie n cream icecream. It usually happens when you have it too much.

Mom: "Do you cookie n cream icecream"

Stephen: "No Ma, I'm all cookie 'n' cream'd out."

by ElToTheMeatToTheWado August 21, 2010