Floorbage Can 

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

Floorbage Can by theFANUM February 12, 2010

dog can 

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

dog can by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

You can't call both sides of the coin? 

Sadly, a choice has to be made.

Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

You can't call both sides of the coin? by Wizardy Man October 3, 2011

mississippi can opener 

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

mississippi can opener by bl184999 November 21, 2011

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself 

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Trash Can Trey 

A black dude who has a fetish for having sex on, in, and around trash cans.

Guy 1: Ew, there's semen all over the trash can.

Guy 2: A Trash Can Trey must have been here.

Trash Can Trey by zman69 May 15, 2015

what can a gal do

when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.

dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what can a gal do by ecaswimmer January 15, 2016