Cake Farts

The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
by Pecos Pete Partitions August 09, 2019
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Cake Batter

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.
So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!
by wmata_ninja May 11, 2015
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Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake - A very small gathering of very close friends or family to come together to converse and enjoy some cake on someone birthday.
Yesterday we got invited to a Birthday Cake for my cousin's birthday.
by Mr_Sancho July 17, 2016
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Hoe Cake

To get pussy.
A hoe that has a sweet side to her.
Billy: yo man did you get some hoe cake tonight
Dubya: YEAAA BOIIII
by Dubya September 13, 2004
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your cake

Your soft, Your weak, Your a pussy.
Your cake ill beat the fuck out of you. You rather cake it up with your girl then chill with us to blow an L.
by xGeTcRuNkx May 26, 2008
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cake

to describe someone really ugly but cool but not really
man, that dude is cake wow he is too caky for me
by funnybutteminem December 21, 2005
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take the cake

To excell to the point of winning. Originated from slaves "cakewalking," a dance to imitate and make fun of ballroom dancing. Some slave owners would hold cakewalking competitions, and reward the winner with a piece of hoecake.
"That boy can dance!--he's got what it takes to take the cake."
by KiwiVanilaXtract September 18, 2007
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