The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".

"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."

by Kittles48 September 19, 2018

Wrong Way Adam

When you go the wrong way and own goal in a game, or simply just stuff things up yet again.

Wrong Way Adam came about when Adam decided to continually own goal against his own team, furthermore making small mistakes which make you lose yet another game... Don't be an Adam

by CLurban September 11, 2021

Corn Three Way

When 2 women use an ear of corn as a double headed dildo and the man eats the corn.

Jill, Tom, and Julia had a corn three way last night.

by MANBlossom August 30, 2022

Anur Way

when something unbelievable happens

person 1: I fucked your mom

person 2: anur way

by Anur Way January 22, 2022

Three way Glare

A term I that represents glaring at one’s opponent with both eyes and your butt

Donald Trump and Ricky G had a Three way Glare at the water banks in Touson

Donald Trump and Ricky G had a Three way Glare at the water banks in Touson

by Mathewwcrooks July 21, 2024

All the way

Hitting a homer with your lady. After you round third base you want to go all the way.

After a month with trying and only getting to second base with Amanda I hit it out of the park and went all the way.

by swon February 11, 2021

Wais

A black man with a huge black dick

“Omg look at wais his cock is so big”

by Lil Nas c November 22, 2021