3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

by Steven Moon June 24, 2008

blow my brains out

what i will do in a few days

me: "I'm gonna blow my brains out soon"

by jayma13222 November 9, 2022

Blow her back out

To give a woman or women the best dick from the back she will ever get you know when you’ve blown her back out when she wants you to do it again the next time y’all fuck

Omg Dominic is about to blow her back out

by The friendly neighborhood BDSM October 22, 2022

[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

Yo, low blow bro!

The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.

Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!

by renaissance.rhee September 24, 2012

I'll blow you

When you blow air on a mans face

I'll blow you if you rub my feet.
(Man thinking you will give him a blow job

by mcesal36 November 30, 2019

Blow a Hole In Your Pants

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.

Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.

by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020