Shuan Toe

A stinker mate

Do you see that guy? He's a fucking Shuan Toe I'm telling ya

by Mr negligible June 16, 2020

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

Webbed Toes

webbed toes is a condition that happens when the skin on or more of the toes end up being fused.

You see Aaron’s Toes? Yea I think he has webbed toes cause he’s an incest baby.

by BigDaddyJohnson420 November 22, 2022

Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!

Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!

by spidergrafx October 2, 2023

Llama Toe

The same thing as a camel toe, only it spits.

After hours and hours of hot sticky sex, I blew a monster load in my girlfriend. Her llama toe made it look like she peed her pants

by David M Ross November 9, 2010

Toeing

Using your toe to give him/her pleasure in orgasmic areas

Future: toe

Present: toeing
Past tense: Toed

Robert is going to toe Lisa

Robert is toeing Lisa

Lisa got a toed by Robert

by TNK3rd May 18, 2021