reverse wet willy

you stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention

i gave that bitch a reverse wet willy when she was looking the other way

by goodbyehalloween December 14, 2008

wet my hair

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004

livin’ the wet dream

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.

Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

wet ass thussy

When a non binary person (a person who is neither male nor female), has an award winning sex hole.

Guy1: Yoooo, did you see that person, they've got a WET ASS THUSSY

Guy2: OMG bro, totally!!

by jerome the jazzman April 16, 2021

Alabama Wet Wipe

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.

I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.

by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004