Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.

Look at that potato eating white waffle

by White Waffle June 4, 2024

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024

waffle boofter

Poof. Gay. Homosexual.

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”

by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024

Waffle Drinker

When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.

“Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.

by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024

Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.

Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night

by McBossness June 28, 2024

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024