The act of, or practices involved with going to university. i.e. Study, Exams, Papers, etc. Although less scholarly acts often associated with university i.e. Drinking, Premarital relations or any kind of debauchery, are not included in the 'umbrella term' universitizing.
by J.P. Burns January 14, 2008
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"Universitified man, i haven't eaten in two days and there's been nothing decent on the tv. And i'm still drunk from last night."
"Universitified man, i haven't eaten in two days and there's been nothing decent on the tv. And i'm still drunk from last night."
by Cheeksachu December 4, 2012
Get the Universitified mug.A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
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Someone who paid through the no$e for a miseducation, often going tens of thousands of dollars into debt before ever earning a single dime in the free market, typically they believe things that are simply not true!
Such as:
"There are more than two genders"
"CO2 is a pollutant"
"Everyone is the same"
"Abortion is good"
"Orange man bad"
"Global temperature is rising"
"Democrats aren't racist"
"Hillary is great"
A Universitard has the ego only a university education can provide, and is also described adequately as the epitome of the "Dunning-Kruger effect"
Someone who paid through the no$e for a miseducation, often going tens of thousands of dollars into debt before ever earning a single dime in the free market, typically they believe things that are simply not true!
Such as:
"There are more than two genders"
"CO2 is a pollutant"
"Everyone is the same"
"Abortion is good"
"Orange man bad"
"Global temperature is rising"
"Democrats aren't racist"
"Hillary is great"
A Universitard has the ego only a university education can provide, and is also described adequately as the epitome of the "Dunning-Kruger effect"
"Really? You think women should be Frontline troops and suffer the trauma and destruction of war? Stop being a Universitard!"
"Oh yeah? Middle class white people protesting that Black lives Matter eh'... must be Universitards!"
"What's that? we should limit CO2 which is the building block of all life on Earth you say?.... Bloody Universitards will starve us all!"
"Oh yeah? Middle class white people protesting that Black lives Matter eh'... must be Universitards!"
"What's that? we should limit CO2 which is the building block of all life on Earth you say?.... Bloody Universitards will starve us all!"
by Boaty Bear October 30, 2020
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by Mohb December 29, 2020
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coae te rog n am chef de universitate, ultima oara au ras de mine copiii indie cu vape cu aroma de pepene
by opalexx August 18, 2021
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After graduating from a well-known unuversity, Margaret landed a sweet job operating a wheel barrow for minimum wage.
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