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Twat

Katie Leput
Katie Leput is a twat.
by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
mugGet the twat tax rebatemug.

Acid Twat

a vagina attached to a narky moaning bitch who wants everything her way and in return if you dipped your wick in her it would surely disintegrate or fester and rot off.
Don't go near that bitch .... her acid twat will rot your cock off. Reject acid twat
by Whuka October 24, 2016
mugGet the Acid Twatmug.

Twat shot

I always send my girlfriend dick pics. I wish she would send a twat shot.
by Jaydamama November 6, 2021
mugGet the Twat shotmug.

twat

The FIA
your litro a twat
by lizzoharrison August 15, 2024
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot
He's such a twat
by Happy5548 July 5, 2016
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
mugGet the Twat Malletmug.

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