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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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laurel city side

Laurel city side is where the towne center & shopping areas are people go there to eat & walk around or shop alot of students from laurel high school chill in that area
let’s go round laurel city side
by lilreena January 20, 2018
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Sunny side up

When you cum on a girl's tits and let it sit in the sun for an hour
Did you just cum on my tits?
Yeah, time for a sunny side up
by SomeIrrelevantKid January 11, 2019
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Kentucky side step

The process when a male/female partner strokes a flaccid penis while you both side step towards the nearest wall. Upon getting close to the wall the flaccid penis turns erect. The partner stroking the penis spins them around and shoves their penis through the wall and starts fisting them until they ejaculate into a jar of Kentucky moonshine then you both chug until you pass out or throw up.
Dude I was with this girl last night and she gave me the old Kentucky side step. I've never cum so hard before throwing up in my life.
by Panda fucker January 6, 2020
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Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.
During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.
by katfat November 23, 2024
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green side out

Noun, A side of a military poncho.
Green side out, brown side out, run in circles, scream and shout,...Fuck it!
by elemental53 February 7, 2023
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