Hobo Ice Cream

Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.

Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?

by HoboEXPLOSION! May 17, 2011

Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010

Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.

by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009

Ice cream cone

When you catch your cum in your foreskin like it’s a cup and make it like an ice cream cone

Dude Jessica totally ate my ice cream cone yesterday bro

by shekki February 4, 2021

Davison's ice cream

Great ice cream manufactured in the Isle of Man.

This Davison's ice cream is only available to the inhabitants of the Isle of Man (that small Isle in the Irish sea). It comes in many flavours though they are likely to be stopped with no notice at any-time. This is possible due to lack of workforce i assume as the guy who owns the business is a complete tosser and workers do not tend to stay in the job to long. Admittedly the ice cream is really good and hard to beat and the places to purchase them are cleaned to a high standard. If you ever visit this tiny Isle be sure to try this ice cream.

by Travelling Troll May 8, 2010

brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.

Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.

by slumbering December 23, 2008

ice cube dispenser

Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)

Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!

Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!

Person 3: I just squirted a little...

by Ice Cube Dispenser July 26, 2014