Hat

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

hat

Sucking dick

A girl gave me hat last night.

by officialR3 January 5, 2018

Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.

My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.

by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025