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Hats

I have many hats
by Firepea368 April 2, 2023
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hat

The slur for Orthadox Jew. Derived from the big back hats that they wear. Also derived from the yarmulke.
by wicked August 15, 2003
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Grey Hat SEO

It is an SEO technique used to optimize pages and websites to help rank.
ranking of pages using grey hat seo
by drseo April 22, 2024
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.
I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
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fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
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Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).
Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.
by Gypsy May 26, 2022
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