When you, in an act of revenge, place upwards of 20 toilet bowls on the lawns of your several properties.
Wanna go see the toilets in Potsdam, NY? yeah a guy ToiletYarded them years ago. there's a movie about it, seriously. there's plants growing inside of them and graffiti and everything.
by Butch Sardine February 7, 2025
Get the ToiletYarded mug.When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
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Get the toilet archery mug.someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.
for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now
by zdriplet March 6, 2025
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Get the Toledo Hot Beef mug.When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
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Get the toilet soap mug.when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
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