A Big Mike

Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.

“Dude, don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes… I just dropped a Big Mike.”

by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025

Mike Shinoda

when you dont recognize somebody that looks familiar to you so you just assume they're Mike Shinoda.

Jimbob: Yo he looks familiar but I dont remember his name.
Timmyjohn: Bro thats clearly Mike Shinoda

by SparklezSupreme August 27, 2020

Mike

Success

Nothing better than a day full of mike.

by Flubbergup October 5, 2020

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

by Kiweed March 28, 2023

Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?

...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025