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Shower

Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.
Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio.

Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart.

Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there?
Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous)
Person 1: oh, duh!

Ravie: I love my wife shower!
by ravieo November 8, 2022
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For shower

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"
+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!
by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019
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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.
Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower
by theovondamelio November 21, 2023
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Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023
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Shower Now

When one simply decides to take a shower but before sends a nude.
by Cubetubelube July 19, 2017
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pre damp shower

Pre damp shower meaning Is when some one wants to shower but not wash there bottom
by Wash ur ass December 27, 2022
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