The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.

You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.

by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

by sithsiri October 16, 2017

reach school

A college/university someone really wants to attend but knows they would not get into because they do not have good enough grades. Usually ivy league schools or schools who accept higher GPA's.

Tom: I got into Yale University!!!!!!
Mark: Really?! Damn, that's my reach school... I'd die of happiness if I got admitted but I didn't even bother applying cause I know I won't get in.

by wishbones July 9, 2011

middle school

(noun). Three to four years of perverted jokes, frustration, and hormones.

"Hey, remember what happened in middle school--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

by J Wishes June 9, 2018

high school

a place where a bunch of different people are supposed to learn and figure out what they want to do with their lives. Mostly its a place with many hookup, breakups, crushes, new and old friends, lying, cheating, boring

there are so many people who are trying to belong to the many groups
you got the: jocks, goths, punks, dirty kids, gangstas, wangstas, dorks, preps, popular kids, cheerleaders, fags, special ed kids, cool smart kids, druggies, fat kids, brown-nosers, the kids who just dont belong, the band geeks, the art freaks, the yearbook staff, and the kids who need to learn how to brush their hair

So many people hate high school

by the coolest kid you;ll ever know November 16, 2004

greene school

Shit ass school that kids hate and parents love. Everyone is litterally gay or Transgender

"Oh you go to greene school?"

"You must be mad gay"

by DinosaurXD June 21, 2018

Amersham School

The Amersham school was once an all girls school (probably in favour of the Chally boys) which was then taken over by a snake called Mrs Jarret. Mrs Jarret will make children do things like take off their shoes during assembly, which is a bit of a red alert for anyone who has heard of what a foot fetish is. She also makes the younger students clear up all 100 or so chairs before they can enter next lesson.

Friend: "how is your new girlfriend?" You:"She is pulling a complete Amersham school on me and making me clean up everything."

Friend: "So what school are you thinking of if you are out of options?" You: "I'm gonna have to join Amersham school, If you see a picture of my feet on the internet you will know why."

by Thefastestfrickinthewest October 29, 2019