New Zealand 

A pretty darn groovy country which by reputation pushes well above it's weight. Rolling green hills,vast golden beaches ,dramatic volcanic plateau(sp?), snow capped mountains, majestic rainforests, towering fiords-New Zealand personifies diversity, both in appearance and communtity, with a fine mix of Maori (indigenous people), Pakeha( White people), Pacific islanders and and many more. People are reputedly amoungst the freindliest in the world and as said the lifestyle easy very chilled-although it has to be said the stereotype of kiwis being backwards is a complete myth. As a nation we're thoroughly commited, hard working, open minded and optimistic. Yes, we have a habit of travelling and extending our OE as it were but in hindsight we're not the bad

Tis also known to be the neighbour of Australia, and contrary to all the crap posted on this page, the anzac alliance still holds strong yet some people take this 'freindly squabbling' to extremities.

Kia Ora

Being a kiwi ain't so bad infact it aint so bad at all.....I love New Zealand

PS: Keep supporting the Allblacks!

New Zealand by Kiwiana September 21, 2005

new rave 

a lifestyle with a certain type of music (fast and often wordless with electronic sounding noises) and a clothing style. the clothing style for me is amazing involving incredibly skintight jeans on both boys and girls and often leggings again on girls AND boys (both are great) everything worn is in the brightest colour possible and intended to be noticed. the style is often influenced by 60's 70's and 80's styles. fringes feature a lot as popular hair styles .

contrary to popular belief the klaxons are NOT NEW RAVE. they have said this themselves in many interviews. they just made up the term. i think new rave is the best fashion ever.

new rave by TeamWitty. March 6, 2007

New Jersey 

A damn good state that could kick your state's butt.

There are lots of reasons why New Jersey rocks.
We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers).
We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too.
We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid
to have fun.
We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end.
We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had.
One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends.
I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.

New Jersey by jerseygirl94 October 15, 2008

New York City

WHOEVER SAID THIS:

"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.

Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.

As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.

In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.

GO SOX!

Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"

Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "

IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:

New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New England states blindly allying themsleves to them) poke fun at NY because of their own insecurities about their lame excuse for a city, Boston. Boston is not even 1/10 the city New York is population-wise, and not even 1% fun-wise. If this isn't enough fuya, which it never is for BloSux fans, read on. Some Massholes may even attempt to reason that Boston is a better city for families and visting... BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! Tell me how many people visit Boston... then tell me how many like it. It's only a good city if you like getting shit-faced with a bunch of miserable Bostonians during one of the city's bad sports teams performances. Before I end, the weather there, like the people, is always fucking cold and clammy.

I win. New York City wins.

BOSTON, AS ALWAYS, YOU LOSE.

Go YANKEES!!!
See you in 2086 Red Sux, you SUCK!!!
Oh and remember its only april... enjoy it while it lasts.

Give it up Boston, you just suck and can't handle it!

FYI I am from Connecticut NOT New York and I am really fucking sick of hearing massholes bashing this great American city.

Bostonian: If I could kill any state it'd be New Yahk (New York City in Masshole Language)
Me: Listen if ya think "killin", or whateva ya mean by that, New Yawk will make Boston the best city, you're retarded... yud hafta kill the other 250 decent cities in our country ta do that.
Bostonian: Fuck you. Go Sox!!
Me: Just keep sayin that ya pile uh shit.

New York City by Mark CT December 26, 2008

new york yankees 

a team that i will admit is always good..except 06-07 so far lol. but hey, they have the absoloute shittiest fanbase EVER! they have like 70 million "fans" that probably cant name 5 players on the yankees roster and probably think a-rod was drafted by the team. The Yankees are very succesful but the only way you can be a true yankees fan is if u r rich, and that is becuase they are almost always sold out..

im not a yankees fan or a red sox fan, i like the cincinnati reds... 5 world series title, ken griffey jr, adam dunn, ryan freel, bronson arroyo, aaron harang, etc are some of the current impacts players of the reds, and dont get me started on the lists that include johny bench and pete rose..but whatever this isnt about the reds lol. im just saying, if the yankees ever become the tampa bay devil rays, lets see how many "fans" they will have.

guy: hey dad i love the new york yankees! can we go watch one of their games!

dad: no it costs 600$ for bleacher seats, but hey how about we go watch a reds game, they are currently last in their division and 5 bucks for some good seats donw in cincy.

guy: no im gonna go watch a red sox game, they are my new favorite team

new york yankees by Boaz Shachaf December 27, 2008

new breed 

Somebody who tries to be a mosher/goth but cant due to not entering a mosh pit!

'my mum wont let me go to a mosh pit... looks like i will have to be a new breed' lol thats not right!

new breed by Puddle March 4, 2004

New Jersey Pole Skunk 

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.

"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

New Jersey Pole Skunk by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009