Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.

Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".

by LNB Hater December 24, 2010

anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 5, 2007

Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

by joe mortell April 21, 2008

Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy March 24, 2009

Milk Monkey

Means a girl who loves cum and would hang from any dick.

Come over here Roy, your Mums a right old Milk Monkey
Roy-"Grand".

by Agent number one January 9, 2014

Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

potato monkey

A combination between a potato and a monkey. Used to indicate ridiculous things that don't make any sense.

Friend: Do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
Me: What?! I don't even think it can run faster than a potato monkey

by onemonkeyisnottwomonkeys November 24, 2016