Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 31, 2017

Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014

Milk Monkey

Means a girl who loves cum and would hang from any dick.

Come over here Roy, your Mums a right old Milk Monkey
Roy-"Grand".

by Agent number one January 09, 2014

Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy November 08, 2008

ihop monkey

families that hang out with eachother and their children are best friends and their children may date.

Jerry: did you hear the Lee's and the Heron's are hanging out tonight?
Maya: yeah.
Jerry: they are such ihop monkeys.

by MMMMMMM I'm luvin it June 19, 2009

Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

by joe mortell March 10, 2008

anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 02, 2007