Creamy Lavender

When you cum all over your partners bruises from the rough sex the night before.

I gave my girlfriend a Creamy Lavender this morning, to apologize for last night's rough sex.

by ZasinZebra February 11, 2021

Zoe Laverne

Zoe LaGroomer is a GROOMER, if you're a minor and hangs out with her. BE CAREFUL cause she might groom you

Have you seen zoe laverne?
What zoe laverne? I ONLY know zoe lagroomer..

by LocalNaPatatasNyo March 19, 2021

Zoe Laverne

Groomer who is pregnant

Friend: hey do u know Zoe Laverne?
You: oh yes! Didn’t she groom a child then get pregnant?

by Moose moo cartoon April 6, 2021

zoe laverne

yes, she’s made mistakes. not mistakes anymore. she’s really trying to come back from them, especially with her baby on the way. she’s trying to become a better person

hater - “Ew, that’s zoe lagroomer”
zonut - “i respect your opinion, but she’s really trying.”
zoe laverne - “thank you for supporting me.”

by bellabug April 20, 2021

henry lavalette

Henry Lavalette the worlds funniest fastest and best football player you have ever seen if you see a Henry Lavalette you mist praise them as much as possible

Person 1: hi who are you
Person 2 I am Henry Lavalette
Person 1: casually jumps off of cliff

by John mc epic April 30, 2021

henry lavalette

A pro footballer

Wow Henry Lavalette is so good at football I am going to sign him

by John le woooop April 30, 2021

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021