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Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin

Justin its weird and strange
by Gold rocks August 26, 2022
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Justin H

He loves kraft dinner! Fuck woman, he would rather eat a great gooey bowl of KD!
by neven is cool 1000 September 9, 2022
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Justin

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, therefore, justin sat on a wall
by RebeccaN October 23, 2019
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Justin Phillip Villarreal

Justin is a very nice guy, especially when it comes to clubbing he will pay for your drinks all night as long as you keep him happy. Justin is also very consistent when it comes to eating ribcity, if you love cheese fries and spicy hot tenders then he is the guy for you ;) Justin tends to have a very circular head which can be a bit overwhelming but as long as you stare into those ching chong eyes you can see past his big circle fucking head :) He also is a man with the ladies, once you see his big fat juicy hairy tits you’ll instantly fall in love. Justin over all is the guy to go for, his favorite pick up line is “ I payed $10!”
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girl 1: BEST PUSSY I EVER HAD!
girl 2: YEAH IM HITTIN THAT TOO
by bigtits239 November 22, 2021
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Justin

He is the most cracked FortNite player of all time, no player has ever beaten him before. His puny rival is the nefarious Piece Control Kyle. Their battle shall be legendary.
Timmy: Wow mister your very cracked at FortNite my guy.
My guy: wow thanks!
Timmy: but he’s better, *points at justin*
Justin: *get 70 dubs in 20 attoseconds and drops a 98 bomb, while winning the FortNite World Cup with his big toes*

Justin: I’m cracked at FortNite my guy… *moan*
by Aplesaregood November 19, 2021
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a guy so talented. But why do people hate on him? Because they're jealous of him, because he's rich, successful and hot? Or maybe because he has the most beautiful heart in the whole world and is so talented by heart. He helps people, he built a school for kids in Guatemala, treated Avalanna Routh as her sister, he has saved around 34% of teen girls lifes with his songs 'Be Alright' & 'Believe'. Think twice before you hate on someone, you dont even know. And don't always think of the bad stuff he has been through. He is human, just like everybody else. Just like you.
"Justin Bieber is so talented. He has the best fans in the world. His Beliebers"
Belieber is someone who BELIEve in Justin BieBER.
by justinbiebqr October 21, 2017
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