by glowing December 12, 2013
Get the burning perfectmug. A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024
Get the Burn puppetmug. When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burnmug. by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018
Get the Burning nose hairsmug. by BongBlazer October 2, 2015
Get the Mexican Burn Barrelmug. by Roxistar July 9, 2023
Get the Side burnsmug. When a cute white girl with a flat ass rubs her ass on ur dick for more then 5 min and it starts to hurt
by Lblosnc15 February 11, 2017
Get the Ass Burnmug.