Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014
Get the Albanian pocket watchmug. When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.
by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019
Get the Florida Hot Pocketmug. When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.
Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!
Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
by Brecker August 28, 2011
Get the Out of Pocket Experiencemug. Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?
Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!
Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!
by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008
Get the tennessee hot pocketmug. a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
by ubertyrant July 4, 2008
Get the Jizz Pocket Rocketmug. When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by KnoxiK May 26, 2011
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 13, 2019
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug.