mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016

Mud

Your best friend, your homie, your bro.
Coined by popular streamer Rakai, when they shot his cameraman with a paintball gun :)

"You good mud?"

by mpurefoy September 8, 2025

Mud Smuggler

Homosexual. Synonymous with Turd Burglar.

Those girls are wasting their time , Kip is a mud smuggler.

by The real Dingleberry Jones July 22, 2023

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016