Reverse-hayleyosis

A phenomenon where a person's facebook leads to underestimation of said person's looks, normally through the use of poor photos. Opposite to Hayleyosis.

"Hey do you think Tom's hot?"
*Checks facebook*

"He's alright, not great I suppose"
"He doesn't take a great photo, but i promise he's hot! He's got reverse-hayleyosis!"

by Anonymous at Warwick February 11, 2015

tyler hadley

To bludgeon your parents to death with a hammer and then throw a party at your house where they are hidden dead in their bedroom

Can you believe I was at a Tyler Hadley partyTylerhammerpartydeathmurderedplannedcrazy

by blkgencoupe March 11, 2015

bj hayley

A dirty dick drinker!

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?

by Jordangit September 5, 2015

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016

Maddie Hadley

When a guy send a huge text to their friend who is a girl. Saying how they're breaking up when they were just friends ... Leaving the girl super confused

That guy Maddie Hadley that chick.

by Hose skirt August 1, 2016

Emma Hailey

A person who is named Emma and has a last name of Hailey. She is fascinating and very funny.

Yo who's that chick over there

That's emma Hailey!

by Janette America May 22, 2016

lil Hailey

An east coast women with hazelish green eyes to kill for, an the most magnificiant body you'll ever lay eyes on. The most beautiful blonde hair that draps to her ass, she can never seem to stick with any other color. Very modest but also a very blunt gal! She is more street then book smart.. Which makes her very wise. Anyman would be lucky to have a women so sexy to wake up to, let alone enjoy her jaw dropping performance in bed the night before. Every get lucky enough to run into Lil Hailey she's the best conservationist. But if you ever get lucky enough to catch her free spirited heart, I promise you should cherish it, before she finds someone who will. This women in a master piece I wish I claim as mine.

I seen kay with a new girl I haven't seen around before, she looked too fine. Yeah, i met her. Names lil Hailey, she actually a pretty dope chick g, id love a bad ass queen like her in my life.

by Brazy jay May 9, 2018