Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

That got my sim very tense

What you say when you or someone else says the word frick.

Alphys: TOP 10 SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!
Me: That got my sim very tense

by JayMoneySpamsL2 July 19, 2020

got it in swap

1. A saying used to illustrate that you have accomplished a task multiple times.
2. Can be used as an exaggeration to describe the act of dominating a person, object or task e.g. ownage, pwnage etc.

Derived from the act going through friends deck whilst trading football stickers in school playgrounds.
e.g. need, need, got, need, got it in swap.

Person 1: Have you done that essay yet.
Person 2: Fuck yeah, i've got it in swap!

by robert taylor February 14, 2007

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

you got some nice naked beans

You got an nice pair of boobs

Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks

by Big_alc April 5, 2020