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Daddy fuck me

When a girl wants to get fucked by her hubby or boyfriend
Girl- DADDY FUCK ME
Man- oK
by daddy spanks my phat ass January 19, 2019
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annoying as fuck

Sooo annoying that you cannot describe it as something else
asThis guy was annoying as fuck in my class so I had to teach him a lesson
by trampa7 April 20, 2015
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Ight ima fuck witchua

Sum ATL shii mean bye or ill see you late "if u look dis up yousa bum nigga lmao"
lando: catch u later

Thug nigga: ight ima fuck witchua
by NHBKtownshoota September 26, 2019
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wait, what the fuck

A phrase used by people someone who is confused about something, but mad at the same time.
by 9,502,659 September 24, 2011
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nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
by Jake February 21, 2004
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Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
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Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019
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fuck knots

A condition that causes tangling of the hair, most often by very vigorous sex.
After a three day sex and crystal meth binge, I had a bad case of fuck knots.
by nervous_farter April 20, 2003
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