fucked naked

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

by CzarsRus January 6, 2009

muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013

Double fuck

A compounding of the previous fuck usage.

Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.

by Awisemanoncesaidmanymanythings November 14, 2013

Fuck Freak

Some one who loves getting fucked

Angela sets the Alarm for sex during the night. She is a fuck freak

by Xavi 6 September 24, 2015

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Uber fucking

1) Using the taxi-like service Uber, accentuated by the adjective form of 'fucking'.

2) Using the taxi-like service Uber, in conjunction with sexual acts, more commonly known as 'fucking'.

3) However Madeintyo wanted the phrase to mean in his popular song "Uber Everywhere"... Most likely one of the other definitions (reference 1 and 2 above)...

Skirt skirt...

1) "Uber everywhere, uber fucking everywhere".

2) Yo bro, had some intense Uber fucking the other night!

3) Yeah I Uber fucking everywhere, ain't nobody got time for a DUI!

by _irdc_ September 14, 2016

Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016