Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 April 11, 2012

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

french fellation

the action of sucking a snail's cock like a frenchie

the frogs love to give the snails a french fellation

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

french dyke

sybille foucart

Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke

by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019

French's

An American brand of prepared mustard, condiments, fried onions, and other food items that was created by Robert Timothy French.

French's mustard is the best

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022