Flint Flooder

When you shit so bad it turns the tap water in to brown murky water, similar to the water in Flint MI.

I just made a flint flooder and now I cant wash my hands.

by jamaican bobsled team October 21, 2023

Rudd Flood

The physical reaction a woman may experience at the sight of actor, Paul Rudd.

I saw that new comedy and, let me tell you -- total Rudd flood.

by KD Verb January 20, 2024

National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

Flippety Floo

A brand name that was coined by Matthew Kenneth Gray originally of Santa Cruz County and as of 2003, a resident of Normal, IL. He called a Customs Vans shoe he designed especially for Bill's Wheels of Santa Cruz, CA (a popular skateboarding store) "Flippety Floo shoes" and "an artistic statement" and from there it has potentially become the latest brand synonymous with the Santa Cruz lifestyle. He is currently designing more shoes for his own Flippety Floo brand in partnership with Alive Shoes and he hopefully will be featured in Milan, Italy Fashion Shows. Stay tuned!

"Dude, did you see the new Flippety Floo merch drop? It's INSANE!"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024

Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.

Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

by Can't find a Username:( August 4, 2024