fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.

Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.

Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five

by heffstar September 30, 2011

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

tule fart

a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )

Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!

by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010

Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.

George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.

by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013

fart cave

When a pillow or blanket fort suddenly becomes a dutch oven.

Jeff and I made a blanket fort in bed--but then he made it a fart cave!!!

by buffybean November 27, 2012