Snatchin' Everybody's Cookies

To steal other people's Crack Cocaine.

"I'm snatchin' everybody's cookies."

by alyssa p April 17, 2007

easy bake sugar cookie

When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner

Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009

Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Double pepperoni and 3 cookies

A pizza order where the recipient, obviously high on weed, closes the door looking for a pen and passes out before paying the delivery driver.

"Did you hear about the Double pepperoni and 3 cookies girl?"

"Yeah, what a wanker"

"Well she actually called back and paid the next day"

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!"

by MLM00 December 9, 2008

Cookie 'N' Cream'd Out

When you start to get tired of cookie n cream icecream. It usually happens when you have it too much.

Mom: "Do you cookie n cream icecream"

Stephen: "No Ma, I'm all cookie 'n' cream'd out."

by ElToTheMeatToTheWado August 20, 2010

BK fusion cookie and cream

A very tasty food purchasable from BK ( Burger King ) for £1. it has a sweet liquid topped ontop the reasembles Cum and also little brown clusters the represent my shit. you can also ask for no cum or shit all though this means that the taste wont be as good.

Chinese woman: Hello welcome to Burger Kin how may i help you?
Me: Give me a fucking BK Fusion Cookie and Cream!
Chinese Woman: Ok that is one pound.
Me: Here you Cockel Picker, And i want no Shit but lots of Cum

by AndySpazzyMagee February 9, 2008