Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

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Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

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Cum pump

When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while

Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth

Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action

by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021

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The act when a participant receiving head deep throats the other party. Right when the participant is about to ejaculate, he then punches the other party in the throat. This causes them to inhale in surprise, causing them to inhale semen into their lung.

Sabrina never heard of drowning in semen until I gave her the classic case of lung cum. Her physician asked for my number.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch April 3, 2021

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Cum Wipper

A milky leaf blower

Get out the cum wipper!

by frozencat July 24, 2022

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Cum god

Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.

Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god

by Plu72 June 29, 2022

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