burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

Burn Blooch

The act of looking stupid after doing something dumb

The boy said burn blooch after he dropped his lunch tray

by Authors of Time January 9, 2025

Mexican Burn Barrel

The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.

Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.

by BongBlazer October 2, 2015

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.

Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)

If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.

by slang Webster July 8, 2011

Rug Burn

When you spend $500 plus on dances at a titty bar and only end up with a rash above your knee.

Bro, I got so many dances at Carl’s last
Night, that one bitch gave me rug burn!

by Rug Bern October 2, 2021