3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

by Steven Moon June 24, 2008

blow my brains out

what i will do in a few days

me: "I'm gonna blow my brains out soon"

by jayma13222 November 9, 2022

Blow her back out

To give a woman or women the best dick from the back she will ever get you know when you’ve blown her back out when she wants you to do it again the next time y’all fuck

Omg Dominic is about to blow her back out

by The friendly neighborhood BDSM October 22, 2022

[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

Yo, low blow bro!

The perfect comeback and or repartee for a very bitter remark that may leave personal scars. May be used in a sarcastic and or subtle-dirty joke manner.

Friend 1: Did you hear, Jenny loves going down on men?
Friend 2: Yo, low blow bro!

by renaissance.rhee September 24, 2012

I'll blow you

When you blow air on a mans face

I'll blow you if you rub my feet.
(Man thinking you will give him a blow job

by mcesal36 November 30, 2019

blow him from scratch

Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.

Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.

I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.

If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.

Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.

by @muchnerve December 8, 2022