bars on the floor

Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny

“Ew shes fat the bars on the floor” “yeah”

by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

void bar

A bar in a resturant that is vacant, no customers sitting, no bartenders working. Perfect for introverts who dont want to be seen eating or drinking.

Host: where would you like to sit?

Customer: at the bar.

Host: we dont have any bartenders working, is that ok

Customer: a void bar? My favorite.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022

Bar call

when it's like 11 and you're lonely and you don't really like someone then you're like fuck it it's late and i'm lonely

I was so pissed I gave heather a bar call

by Nomski November 9, 2020

National Klondike Bar Day

November 23- Celebrate National Klondike Bar Day by eating your favorite Klondike Bar!

I'm eating a Heath Klondike Bar for National Klondike Bar Day!

by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.

I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020