Pee Boner 

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.

Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner

Pee Boner by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019

mind boner

When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.

Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.

mind boner by bones11 December 8, 2007

1911 Boner

The absolute unstoppable douchebag worship of anyone owning a 1911 pattern .45 ACP pistol. The 1911 Boner will downplay and humiliate any other handgun owner's weapon if it isn't the magical 1911 .45ACP.

Cody: Dude, check out my new Beretta .40S&W!
Stone: Eh, it doesn't have enough stopping power, it's crap. Look at my Springfield 1911.
Cody: Man, your 1911 Boner is showing.

1911 Boner by CodyTexasUSN February 22, 2011

Cheese Boner 

a penis that is not fully erect

Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.

Cheese Boner by black manhandshakeonmypri July 1, 2011

Inverted Boner 

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.

Jesus Christ it's freezing outside, my penis just shrank itself into a 1-inch inverted boner!

Inverted Boner by CptPoopants April 26, 2012

Raging boner 

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

Raging boner by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

belly boner 

A protrusion from the belly button caused by a hernia.

Alan brushed his belly boner against Andre as they passed on another in the bathroom doorway.

belly boner by Troy Mclure October 29, 2007