Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple Woow

Apple Woow

Look An Apple Woow

by PopTart6911! July 19, 2023

Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022

apple

a fruit that is red and is relatively small

I realy love apples

by hhdcvcdbu August 23, 2022

Apple

Boi r u that stupid to not know what a apple is THE ONLY REASON U SHOULD HOOK THIS UP IS IF U R IN PRE-K u dumb fuck go back to school with yo Donald Trump looking self

Suck on these apples you dumb ass

by The girl that stole your man June 21, 2017

But Apple

When you put an apple in your but.

I'm gonna But Apple you.

by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019