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lion air

A sketchy ass airline that doesn’t train its pilots properly. Don’t fly them.
If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.
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Airing the dairies

colloquial for a girl lifting her top (airing) to show off her breasts (dairies)
Look at her, airing the dairies to get her Mardi Gras breads!
by onragingwaves666 March 28, 2025
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Major Air Dribble

What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms
I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble
by OrionJeremy March 1, 2019
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Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.
She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.
by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022
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Trudeau Air Freshener

This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.

At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?

Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.

Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
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Air Heart

A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.
Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...

Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
by WWJG123012893 February 4, 2010
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air ionizer

a device that releases negatively charged ions into the air.
Person 1: Hey, didn’t you install a new air ionizer today?
Jack: I have ionized my balls.
by Overall1728 September 22, 2023
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