Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

by jonarchy September 22, 2016

Asshole

Donald Trump

The walking talking epitome of an asshole is quite literally (almost figuratively) Donald Trump.

by Dalagaloco November 15, 2020

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

Asshole

An asshole is a place shit comes out of or an asshole is someone who makes you angry and disappointed

This asshile stinks

Your an asshole

by Xxxtentacion.Jaseh123456779392 July 31, 2020

rafting the asshole

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.

I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.

by JustMo November 21, 2021

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024