Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.
Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023
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by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023
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Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him
Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..
Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK
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Get the Kaeden Thomas mug.When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
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