wanker 

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

wanker by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 2, 2003

Wanker 

The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.

American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!

Wanker by FoxWing March 1, 2009

walter ellias disbey 

The creater of Micky Mouse

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walter ellias disbey by earica isice April 22, 2003

wanker 

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

wanker by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003

Wanker 

A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

Wanker by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

wanker 

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

wanker by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005

Wanker 

Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

Wanker by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009